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Biography

Smooth J and Grammar G first began their lyrical crusade in the late 1980's. Smooth, originally from Minnesota, began his hip-hop career in junior high school. He entertained at school dances by mixing the hottest rap tracks and showing off the latest break-dancing moves with Lee's on his legs and Adidas on his feet. Meanwhile, Grammar G was honing his incomparable beat box and practicing his signature metaphorical style. Soon the two would cross paths and begin their hip-hop conquest. At first, Smooth and Grammar used the instrumental b-sides of cassettes to flow on, but later began creating their own tailor-made beats. At present, the Big Beat Battalion have mastered their own instruments to give the duo a very unique sound: old school rap meets alternative rock with sample-driven, block-rocking beats.

Smooth J, a social studies teacher, is recognized for the clever pop-culture references in his lyrics, while Grammar G, a small business owner, is known for his descriptive writing style and creative alliterations.

When the two are one stage together, or even in song, Smooth J and Grammar G's thought provoking lyrics lead the audience to only one conclusion: the Big Beat Battalion is truly a two-man, hip-hop phenomenon. Word.

Bon Appétit

In celebration of serving billions and billions online, Smooth J and Grammar G are now proud to announce the creation of a brand new line of lyrical delights on their new self-titled album, Big Beat Battalion. The album is a hip-hop happy-meal, guaranteed to please both kids and their parents, and is loaded with completely original ingredients. All of the album's crisp rhymes and funky beats were created fresh and dropped piping hot to ensure customer satisfaction. Choose from a spicy Grammar G sauce, or pick a Smooth J blend of rhymes always crushed to satisfy even the pickiest of palates. Seasoned to perfection, each unique cut from their self-titled smorgasbord* includes a side of uber-geek cool and plenty of shake.

*Atkins menu not available. We apologize for the inconvenience.

www.bigbeatbattalion.com
Where fat beats are served.