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October 2002

Hot Diggity Dog!
October 28

I have a list of things I need to do before I die.  Actually, I don't, but I think it would be a really nice thing to have.  However, If I did have that list  I would have realized that one of those things should have been "Have one of your websites get a hit based on the search query 'Dippin Dots Reviews.'" 

I can honestly say this fulfills a deep need that I never knew existed.  Please Mister or Miss Dippin Dots, if you could find it in your heart to e-mail me exactly why you searched for "Dippin Dots reviews" I would be filled with the utmost gratitude.  Just click the link to your right.  Please indicate whether I can reproduce the letter on this page as well, as well has your location, operating system, and browser so I can confirm that you are indeed Mister or Miss Dippin Dots.

Now I've got to go make that list...

Let me go on
October 22

I don't know how the Violent Femmes did it, but they figured out the millisecond you ask yourself "Hey, where'd the music go?" during Blister in the Sun. It happens to me every time.  I'm passively listening to the thing, and the exact moment I realize there's no more music, they start back up again.

It's creepy.

Livejournal Interests
October 19

This took me way to long to write. Read it or my time will have been spent in vain.

Duh
October 17

Well, obviously.

His face is my face too
October 14

I neglected to mention that I was mistaken for Matt Hardy, professional wrestler, the other night at the arcade. Two young kids were playing at the NFL Blitz Machine next to me, and for reasons never adequately explained, started making a sound too high pitched to occur in nature. Pulling my patented turn - head - slowly - while - while frowning maneuver, I faced the two adolescents. After giggling for a while, they accused me of being Matt Hardy, professional wrestler, or at least of looking a lot like him, which I do if this picture is representative of anything.

Now of course, there are a few differences. His face is a bit rounder than mine, he's got a thicker neck, and a larger forehead. Plus he can actually pull of a menacing glare, and flash gang-like symbols without looking stupid.

On one hand, It's always nice to know you've helped validity the doppelganger theory, but at least he could have some a more respectable career, like baseball player, or Nobel Prize winning physicist. The incident reminded me to take my Matt Hardy Slurpee cup, from which the above picture is taken, to school to show my friends. Reaction ranged from admiration to skepticism. I don't know if they make custom Slurpee cups, but a surprising number of people accused me of pasting my face on the cup. My history teacher actually made a lamination of the picture and put it up on the overhead.

I also searched on Amazon for Matt Hardy action figures, and only came up with this, which doesn't look a thing like me, even when not taking into account his physique. This of course is extremely disappointing, as having your own action figure allows you do do things like beat up Batman and go on dates with disproportionate girl's dolls. His hair however, which sort of resembles Kazuya's, can be likened to mine after a particularly restless sleep.

New winamp list is up, since I had to make a new one after my old one was deleted a few weeks ago.

SAT stands for S, A, and T
October 13

Yesterday was eventful, as I booth took the SAT, and lost repeatedly to friends at Street Fighter Alpha 3. Hey, I just said I liked it, not that I was good at it.

I've just taken the SAT as a Junior for two good reasons. A) If I don't like my score, I have plenty of opportunities to take it again and B) The SAT is the spawn of Lucifer, so I wanted to get it done as soon as possible.

Later that day my friends at I went to Gameworks where I spent most of my time at the Alpha 3 machine and air hockey tables. In my defense, I spent most of the night playing as this site's mascot, Dan Hibiki, so I think I can be forgiven for most loses. I actually landed two or three Hisshou Buraikens and convinced my friend to let me do a level 3 taunt, so I left that night pretty content.

Extra Medium
October 6, 2002

I don't eat fast food. It's not a vegetarian thing, or an anti-corporate thing, or a labor thing, or even a health thing, though that last one does play a small roll.  I'm by no means boycotting the places.  If I thought that me not buying a Spicy Chicken Sandwich every week had any effect whatsoever on the grand scheme of things, I'd have issues to work out.

I've decided it's just not worth it.  Considering burgers can cost as low as 50 cents, that's saying something.  The chances of remembering eating Big Tasty two days afterwards are pretty slim.  The only way I'll eat something is if I can be guarantied that it will be worthwhile. I'm not going to remember a Taco Bell burrito the following morning, so why should I pay 80 cents for it today? This theory conveniently allows me to continue to eat at Baja Fresh, which I consider entirely worth the purchase.

Bii(etcetera)iirdman!
October 8, 2002

I would update more often, I really would, but I'm powered by the sun's yellow rays, and what with Sol going red giant on us and all, I'm feeling a bit under the weather.

I don't believe I ever made this available in any way, so that's what I'm going to do now. It's a quiz made by my esteemed colleague John Duffy.  I remember him saying something about compiling the results from a number of different friends taking the same quiz, but I'm impatient, so I'm putting it up meself. I get mileage out of both Count Chocula and Alyosha Karamazov in the same document, so I'm pleased with myself in that regard.

A few notes on the video games I'm playing these days, since, you know, that's why online journals were created, aside from putting up pictures of your cats.

A) I "beat" Super Mario Sunshine, if by beat you mean I uncovered only two-thirds of the game's items, and the easier two-thirds at that.  The end boss was pretty easy, though it was incredibly hectic and quite fun.  Best of all, I unlocked the Hawaiian shirt, which means I can now create possible scenarios for the upcoming Grand Theft Auto: Vice City using Mario in lieu of its unnamed, sideburned anti-hero.  Though I suppose I'll have to settle for "Jump on guy's head and spay him with water" instead of "Run over convent of nuns with semi-truck, than illegally park over 7 handicapped parking spaces while shooting five policemen." You work with what you have.

B) Capcom vs. SNK 2 EO Beta Super Hyper Fighting 2003 continues to be a sound investment.  I'm not playing it as much as I might hope, but that time spent with it is very entertaining.  Some might call me a heretic for this, but I find the C-stick option to be useful in some scenarios.  Never in versus matches or in trying to make a legitimate record in the survival or arcade modes of course, but during other times.

First, it allowed be to beat the arcade mode within 30 minutes of purchasing the game by simply doing E. Honda's head-butt over and over, which allowed me to gain the coveted Groove Edit Mode and make myself a Street Fighter II groove.  

Second, sometimes you just get tired of trying to pull off Maki's 720 degree, mid-air throw just so you can see it, and so you say to yourself "Nuts to this, I'm just going to use the C-stick." Thus, it allows you watch the fireworks produced by these special moves without having to actually input the move yourself.  It doesn't give you satisfaction of actually doing it,  but at least you get to watch the pretty animations. 

C) I never noticed just how perky Mai is, even for a female fighting-game character. It's unnerving. 

 

 

























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