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October
2002
Hot Diggity Dog!
October 28
I have a list of
things I need to do before I die. Actually, I
don't, but I think it would be a really nice thing to
have. However, If I did have that list I would
have realized that one of those things should have been
"Have one of your websites get a hit based on the
search query 'Dippin Dots Reviews.'"
I can honestly say
this fulfills a deep need that I never knew existed.
Please Mister or Miss Dippin Dots, if you could find it
in your heart to e-mail me exactly why you searched for
"Dippin Dots reviews" I would be filled with
the utmost gratitude. Just click the link to your
right. Please indicate whether I can reproduce the
letter on this page as well, as well has your location,
operating system, and browser so I can confirm that you
are indeed Mister or Miss Dippin Dots.
Now I've got to go
make that list...
Let me go on
October 22
I don't know how the
Violent Femmes did it, but they figured out the
millisecond you ask yourself "Hey, where'd the
music go?" during Blister in the Sun. It
happens to me every time. I'm passively listening
to the thing, and the exact moment I realize there's no
more music, they start back up again.
It's creepy.
Livejournal Interests
October 19
This
took me way to long to write. Read it or my time will
have been spent in vain.
Duh
October 17
Well,
obviously.
His face is my face too
October 14
I neglected to
mention that I was mistaken for Matt
Hardy, professional wrestler, the other night at the
arcade. Two young kids were playing at the NFL Blitz
Machine next to me, and for reasons never adequately
explained, started making a sound too high pitched to
occur in nature. Pulling my patented turn - head -
slowly - while - while frowning maneuver, I faced the
two adolescents. After giggling for a while, they
accused me of being Matt Hardy, professional wrestler,
or at least of looking a lot like him, which I do if
this picture is representative of anything.

Now of course, there
are a few differences. His face is a bit rounder than
mine, he's got a thicker neck, and a larger forehead.
Plus he can actually pull of a menacing glare, and flash
gang-like symbols without looking stupid.
On one hand, It's
always nice to know you've helped validity the
doppelganger theory, but at least he could have some a
more respectable career, like baseball player, or Nobel
Prize winning physicist. The incident reminded me to
take my Matt Hardy Slurpee cup, from which the above
picture is taken, to school to show my friends. Reaction
ranged from admiration to skepticism. I don't know if
they make custom Slurpee cups, but a surprising number
of people accused me of pasting my face on the cup.
My history teacher actually made a
lamination of the picture and put it up on the overhead.
I also searched on
Amazon for Matt Hardy action figures, and only came up
with this,
which doesn't look a thing like me, even when not taking
into account his physique. This of course is extremely
disappointing, as having your own action figure allows
you do do things like beat up Batman and go on dates
with disproportionate girl's dolls. His hair however,
which sort of resembles Kazuya's,
can be likened to mine after a particularly restless
sleep.
New winamp
list is up, since I had to make a new one after my
old one was deleted a few weeks ago.
SAT stands for S, A, and T
October 13
Yesterday was
eventful, as I booth took the SAT, and lost repeatedly
to friends at Street Fighter Alpha 3. Hey, I just said
I liked it, not that I was good at it.
I've just taken the
SAT as a Junior for two good reasons. A) If I don't like
my score, I have plenty of opportunities to take it
again and B) The SAT is the spawn of Lucifer, so I
wanted to get it done as soon as possible.
Later that day my
friends at I went to Gameworks where I spent most of my
time at the Alpha 3 machine and air hockey tables. In my
defense, I spent most of the night playing as this
site's mascot, Dan Hibiki, so I think I can be forgiven
for most loses. I actually landed two or three Hisshou
Buraikens and convinced my friend to let me do a level 3
taunt, so I left that night pretty content.
Extra Medium
October 6, 2002
I don't eat fast
food. It's not a vegetarian thing, or an anti-corporate
thing, or a labor thing, or even a health thing, though
that last one does play a small roll. I'm by no
means boycotting the places. If I thought that me
not buying a Spicy Chicken Sandwich every week had any
effect whatsoever on the grand scheme of things, I'd
have issues to work out.
I've decided it's
just not worth it. Considering burgers can cost as
low as 50 cents, that's saying something. The
chances of remembering eating Big Tasty two days
afterwards are pretty slim. The only way I'll eat
something is if I can be guarantied that it will be
worthwhile. I'm not going to remember a Taco Bell
burrito the following morning, so why should I pay 80
cents for it today? This theory conveniently allows me
to continue to eat at Baja Fresh, which I consider
entirely worth the purchase.
Bii(etcetera)iirdman!
October 8, 2002
I would update more
often, I really would, but I'm powered by the sun's
yellow rays, and what with Sol going red giant on us and
all, I'm feeling a bit under the weather.
I don't believe I
ever made this
available in any way, so that's what I'm going to do
now. It's a quiz made by my esteemed colleague
John Duffy. I remember him saying something about
compiling the results from a number of different friends
taking the same quiz, but I'm impatient, so I'm putting
it up meself. I get mileage out of both Count Chocula
and Alyosha Karamazov in the same document, so I'm
pleased with myself in that regard.
A few notes on the
video games I'm playing these days, since, you know,
that's why online journals were created, aside from
putting up pictures of your cats.
A) I
"beat" Super Mario Sunshine, if by beat you
mean I uncovered only two-thirds of the game's items,
and the easier two-thirds at that. The end boss
was pretty easy, though it was incredibly hectic and
quite fun. Best of all, I unlocked the Hawaiian
shirt, which means I can now create possible scenarios
for the upcoming Grand Theft Auto: Vice City using Mario
in lieu of its unnamed, sideburned anti-hero.
Though I suppose I'll have to settle for "Jump on
guy's head and spay him with water" instead of
"Run over convent of nuns with semi-truck, than
illegally park over 7 handicapped parking spaces while
shooting five policemen." You work with what you
have.
B) Capcom vs. SNK 2
EO Beta Super Hyper Fighting 2003 continues to be a
sound investment. I'm not playing it as much as I
might hope, but that time spent with it is very
entertaining. Some might call me a heretic for
this, but I find the C-stick option to be useful in some
scenarios. Never in versus matches or in trying to
make a legitimate record in the survival or arcade modes
of course, but during other times.
First, it allowed be
to beat the arcade mode within 30 minutes of purchasing
the game by simply doing E. Honda's head-butt over and
over, which allowed me to gain the coveted Groove Edit
Mode and make myself a Street Fighter II groove.
Second, sometimes
you just get tired of trying to pull off Maki's 720
degree, mid-air throw just so you can see it, and so you
say to yourself "Nuts to this, I'm just going to
use the C-stick." Thus, it allows you watch the
fireworks produced by these special moves without having
to actually input the move yourself. It doesn't
give you satisfaction of actually doing it, but
at least you get to watch the pretty animations.
C) I never noticed
just how perky Mai is, even for a female fighting-game
character. It's unnerving.
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