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January 2003

What I did on my Not Updating the Site Vacation
January 30

Yeah, I was sort of waiting for a few things to happen before I updated the site, and one of them just occurred.  So here we go.

For the first quarter of the school year, the clock in my history class didn't work. Then, in another period, a student remarked how he wished someone would fix it.  Immediately, someone knocked on the door and announced that he was there to repair the clock.  Upon hearing this, I commented out loud that it sure would be nice if someone brought us pudding.  Just then someone knocked on the door.  It wasn't pudding of course, but from then on we always asked people knocking off the door if they brought pudding.

So, what's a man with a classroom full of people saying "Pudding?" every time someone opens the door and a friend that has that period off to do?  Why, have that friend come unannounced and start handed out pudding cups to everyone, that's what.

It was a grand thing indeed.

Wah-ooooh
January 14

Oh she's a mid-term woman, woo-ooa wooo-ooa woo-ooa, a real study woman, oooo-ah oooo-ah oooo-ah.  Yeah!

So: while I'm doing that, check out Ocarina Boogie by Dark Lounge.

Title and Link to Sound File for Today's Post
January 9

And the award for Least Original Name in a Trading Card Game goes to "Giant Turtle Who Feeds on Flames" from my brother's Yu-Gi-Oh cards!

*clapping*

Quiet
January 8

I went a couple of years before I found out that my keyboard had a name.  I guess I don't regard keyboards as a unique entity capable of having a distinct name and ignored it despite the fact that it's written very clearly at the top left hand corner.

It called the "DELL QuietKey."  The truth is that this name is a criminally inappropriate one as the keyboard is one of the noisiest I've ever operated.  However, the truth is that I like noisy keyboards.  The feedback one gets from using them is preferable to those mushy, silent ones usually found on laptops.

There might be a moral to this story, truth in advertising laws are useless and unneeded for example, but I'm just glad to have a good keyboard.

That's good stuff
January 6

The following was said by my younger brother when referring to the plot of The Two Towers:

"The whole men almost got died over."

They
January 3

Dear They,

I know it's usually not actual people's place to question your decisions, but I feel I should make a petition on behalf of my age group.  If you could find it in your figurative heart to name the generation proceeding Generation X something other than Generation Y, I would me most appreciative.  Anything other that Y would be just great.

Sincerely,
The person writing 
you this letter

Everything must go!
January 1

Two articles really isn't enough to constitute a year end clearance, but, here we are.

 

 

























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