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Our Cartoons
There’s something sad, and at the same time,
empowering about learning that “kids these days” listen to, watch, and
do different things than you used to do. Suddenly realizing the fact that
you have a history behind you gives you the opportunity to look back in
nostalgia.
“The Super-Soaker XP5000 Platinum
Alpha Advance? Why, back in my
day, we had the 100, the 200 and that was it!” “You yung ‘uns with
your Sponge-Bob Squarepants. GI Joe, now that was a cartoon.”
“It’s a shame you kids never got a chance to play with Mighty Max. Not
like today, with your Digimon.”
Not that we are that
different from the kids of today. Children of today are just as inept at
using their EZ-Bake Ovens as we were, and Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers
still are with us, though now they’re played by different actors… and
they’re in the future… and they’re in space. Right.
Still, there are certain
experiences that our younger siblings will never be able to take part in.
Things like waking up at five o’clock to catch shows like The Tick,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and Cadillacs and Dinosaurs. Not
only were we allowed to ponder where in the World, or where on Earth Carmen
Sandiego was, we also had the opportunity to guess where in time she
was. Even shows that were slightly before our time, like Transformers, are
sure to gain a response from our generation. After all, they were more than
met the eye.
Of course, cartoons aren’t the
only cultural landscape now different from our own. Possibly the most
drastic change in a form of media has been in video games. Back in the 8-bit
days, we were impressed if a game included buttons for jumping and
firing. Now a game won’t even be considered if it doesn’t allow you to
jump, fire, strafe, tackle, grapple and scratch yourself. Not that old game
developers lacked creativity in making ways for you to manipulate your
character. From light guns to robots to power-gloves, we were never out of
supply of appliances to break.
Naturally, it was only time before some executive realized the potential of
combining the two mediums. Though most efforts were forgettable, some have
remained with us. Who could forget that familiar voice on Saturday mornings
telling us “Hey paisanos! It is the Super Mario Brothers Super Show!” It sure
was Mario. It sure was.
Of
course, as the keepers of our lost culture, it is our duty to keep the
current generation aware of the advantages of our superior society. If only
our parents would stop bothering us about those old Looney Toons cartoons.
Those sucked.
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