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Your
Humble Author: OMG! Baseball! Best Anime Evar!!!1 |
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Haruko:
Oh shut up. You've only seen like, what, five? |
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Your
Humble Author: Sorry. |
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Shigekun:
Boy howdy, we sure suck now that Naota's brother left. We can't even score
against a being from another planet. Naota won't even swing
the bat. |
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Naota:
This isn't another one of those things where I have to overcome my own
neuroses and pull myself out of my brother's shadow, is it? |
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Shigekun:
....No. |
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Canti:
Perhaps I can help your team, being a super-powerful robot that is. |
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Naota:
Let me guess: "There's no rule that says a robot can't play."
Honestly, how many takes on "Gus: The Field-Goal Kicking Mule"
does the world need? |
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Haruko:
Don't worry, this episode focuses mostly on me getting jiggy with your
father. Or so it seems! |
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Naota: Even
with that hardly cryptic postscript, that's just nasty. |
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Amaro:
Speaking of cryptic, people should be ambiguous and spicy bread is
addicting. PS, Haruko is bad. You'll hear from me again. |
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Naota: Well
duh. I don't think they'd waste eyebrows like that on a supporting
character. |
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Amaro:
Eyebrows? |
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Haruko:
Say chief, need some tips on how to swing the bat? |
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Naota:
Sure, but first I'd like my head back. |
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Haruko: Visualization
is the key; why don't you aim for that big flickering star that I randomly
picked and did not choose with any ulterior motive? |
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Kitsurubami:
You mean the satellite that's going to pulverize the city? |
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Haruko: Sure,
we could to that too. |
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Naota:
I will now spy on my father and Haruko. |
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Haruko:
You know, that's a great way to make yourself a target for falling space debris. |
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Mamimi:
It's okay that you're not playing. I mean you're not the type to swing
the bat. You can just stay here and listen to my demeaning
remarks. |
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Haruko:
But Canti's playing today. |
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Mamimi:
In that case, forget you. Ciao sucker! |
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Naota: I
guess that's my cue to go home. Say dad, you sure are acting
strange. |
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Kamon:
AFFIRMATIVE. BZZT COMMENCE FREAKY MONTAGE SEQUENCE BZZT.
I AM TRAINED TO SMASH YOUR CAMERA. |
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Naota: Augh!
*THWACK* |
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Kamon:
NO DISASSEMBLE JOHNNY FIVE! *THUD* |
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Amarao: Don't
worry Naota, you haven't just reenacted Oedipus Rex; that was actually a
robot duplicate of your father! |
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Naota:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone's already figured that out. |
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Amarao: Okay,
then I'll just explain how Haruko is pulling robots out of your head. |
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Naota:
I think most of us had an inkling of how that worked too. |
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Amarao: Oh,
well then...uh...Haruko and Naota sitting in a tree! |
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Naota:
Cram it! |
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Kamon:
Say, does anyone want to reanimate my corpse, per chance? |
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Haruko:
Hey, the manifestation of your adolecent desires is back. Anyone miss
me? |
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Naota: Yeah,
Eyebrows says he needs you to stop the bomb hurtling towards Earth. |
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Haruko:
I've got a better idea: how about you do it? |
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Naota: Buh? |
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Mamimi:
It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine! |
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Haruko:
Hey, guess what? I need something from your head again. |
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Kitsurabami:
Ooo, so sexy! |
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Naota: Huh,
I guess girls really do dig guys with guitars, though I've never been very
partial to the Flying V myself. |
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Haruko:
Well, it's up to you to swing the swing the bat now.
Bye, chuckles. |
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Your Humble
Author: Oh I see, the satellite is shaped like a glove and ball! Glee! |
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Haruko:
Hey, what did I say earlier? |
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Naota: Must...follow
through...with...baseball metaphor. *SWING!* |
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Haruko:
On second thought, maybe it'd be best to help him out with that
*SWING!* |
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Amarao: Congratulations!
You've destroyed the vile red satellite and saved the universe. Consider
yourself a hero! |
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Mamimi:
Well shucks, he swung the bat. Now I don't have a naive,
spineless boy to lead along. *POUT* |
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