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Episode 5: Brittle Bullet

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Naota: I'm not sure if it's being ironic or derivative to make fun of John Woo films by mimicking exactly what he does.
Kamon: Hey, who likes Lupin the Third?
Haruko: It's another cryptic message to Unseen Authority! Only it's not that cryptic.  And most people know who I'm talking to.  Yeah.
Naota: Put some clothes on you nymphomaniac.  And not a 70s-era Elvis jumpsuit.
Haruko: Shucks.
Naota: And are you sure you want to lay on top of me half-naked like that? We've been pretty good about keeping the sexual overtones just underneath the surface so far. 
Haruko: Okay, you're getting a new horn for that bucko.
Kamon: Cuckolded by my own son!  You know what this means: armed warfare!  Now to display the uncanny ability for the Japanese to be culturally sensitive and dress in a Nazi uniform.
Naota: Dear lord, how'd that make it past the censors?
Adult Swim: Either way we get hate mail; with this we just get less otaku venom, which is nice.
Kitsurubami: Canti is in sight, awaiting orders.
Amarao: Go ahead. I'm just here in South Park getting a trim job.
Kitsurubami: Can do. I'll even throw in the world's most untranslatable pun while I'm at it.
Haruko: Both those jokes suck.  It's curtains for you!
Kitsurubami: EXPLODE!
Gaku: Hey look, it's our good friend who swung the bat and saved the city!
Naota: I'm pretty sure we've got a new metaphor this episode buddy.  But yeah, you could say I'm feeling a bit ... cocky.
Ninamori: ....I'm not going to dignify that pun with a response.
Mamimi: So you've actually got a spine now, huh Naota?
Naota: Yeah, you might even say I'm quite the strait shooter.
Mamimi: Stop that!
Haruko: Hey, how bout gun fight?
Amarao: Much obliged. 
Haruko: BANG! BANG! BANG!
Amarao: BANG! BANG! BANG!
Anonymous henchmen: BLARG!
Naota: Hey Mamimi, smoochie smoochie!
Mamimi: Somehow the prospect of making out with a grade-schooler has lost its appeal.
Naota: Well folks, you know what that means.
Giant Robot: Hi-ya there!
Haruko: Time to change to battler armor!
Naota: Your battle armor looks suspiciously like a Playboy Bunny outfit.
Haruko: You know, a lot of people say that.
Giant Robot: SMASH!
Haruko: Argh! His kung fu is strong!
Canti: Don't worry, I've got our Deus Ex Machina right here. Cue the guitar flourish!
Strong Bad: Whoa, check out this wicked guitar solo. It's like squeedily versus meedily over here.
Haruko: Gasp! It's a bass that's important for some reason!
Canti: JUDO CHOP!
Giant Robot: BLARG!
Amarao: Hey, with that hand over the plant like that, the plant sort of looks like an iron.
Kitsurubami: Huh, I hadn't noticed that.